I’m the 1st President that doesn’t just speak to the dead but shakes their hands (see video below). Oh, you don’t see the dead president I’m shaking hands with well it’s because you don’t have my psychic powers. These are the same psychic powers that told me we had to leave Afghanistan right away or disaster would await. Oh, wait disaster did occur but trust me man it would have been worse for that’s what my dead president friend told me. He’s the same dead president who told me to leave our border wide open and not prosecute any illegal aliens that cross the border. As a matter of fact, he really is running this show for you know I’ve taken a bit of vacation time here and there and there and here. Aren’t you glad I have these incredible powers that give me such wise counsel so wise you and I don’t have a clue what I’m doing?