Vampire- Meet Up

If you want to live forever this is the meetup for YOU.  While others are taking the Jab to avoid one illness we’ll give you one bite to avoid them all.  Of course, daytime will not be the time to be seen but all the action is at night anyway. The meetup comes with free transportation that will keep you flying and your very own residence that can go anywhere you desire to travel.  Honestly, I’m sick of hunting …uh I mean looking for new prospects so I figured this meetup will allow me to bring in new members who want to live this unique life (well maybe not life) style that keeps you going for eternity.