TOM- What the hell are you doing?
MIKE- I just had an awesome workout but my head is itching me for some reason.
TOM- It’s not for that head.
MIKE- Jeez, what are you stupid it says Jock Itch. Oh, you’re just jealous because I’m a jock and you’re not. You could go to the gym once in a while.
TOM- (interrupted) It’s not for that part of your body!
MIKE- (Stunned) What… oh well at least my itches are gone.