2020 Year Old Man-Explained

ANNOUNCER- So you’re the 2020 year old man is that correct?

2020 YEAR OLD MAN- That is so my son is the 2000 year old man.

ANNOUNCER-  Yet you actually look younger then your son so how is that possible.

2020 YEAR OLD MAN- Honestly, I fell from a better branch.

ANNOUNCER- A better branch?

2020 YEAR OLD MAN-  Yes, you know in those days there was much to do with no T.V, radio even pens and honestly, I have a bit of the A.D.D so I decided to look for that Tree of Life and bumped right into the branch.

ANNOUNCER-  Just bumping into the tree of life gave you eternal life.

2020 YEAR OLD MAN- To be honest, this snake told me to eat it. He felt it was the least he could do after the apple. My son was born 20 years later and that’s the 2000 year old man.

ANNOUNCER-  That still doesn’t fully explain why you look so much younger and more able-bodied than he does.

2020 YEAR OLD MAN-  The tree is part of the formula you also have to eat plenty of prunes and  I think I ate one too many today. Thank G-D I was around for the invention of a decent flush. See you soon.