Tornado Drunk?

Maybe I had one too many especially since I work for the National Weather Department. For initially it was a bad joke I was thinking about but the liquor made me a bit loose with the controls.  So I’m sorry for your early morning rise but at least now you know what to do if a tornado comes your way even if you don’t believe those that are telling you to do it.

FOOTNOTE-  Crying wolf has now become crying government and if this continues we will be eaten as well.