Hello, what did you say? I’m sorry can you repeat that it’s been a few weeks maybe months since you spoke to me and my hearing is a bit off. Oh you want some “Rock & Roll”? What “Chuck Berry” isn’t “far out” with you youngsters nowadays. It was groovy when they 1st assembled me. Yet now the aches and pains in these screws you might if I take a little nap. Please don’t be angry with me I’ll put on one of your favorite songs of the past. Well, I guess you don’t love me anymore so I’ll just sit here all by myself and just cry.
FOOTNOTE- G-D willing soon to be “new skit” near you.