I paid my taxes and have been faithful to my wife so why is this car stalking me!! Mile upon mile I see him in my rearview window and when I look he appears to distance himself from me. Was it something I said or wrote that might cause my demise? Am I just some random car or maybe I shouldn’t have placed that bumper sticker there after all? It’s just so unnerving as I pull out some form of defense but what can a pen do in this case right my will? If he makes that turn then that’s it I’m going for broke. Oh, that’s right there is only one gas station on this long road.