Our entire families want to stay thank you to those who wear many a black hat. For without you, our lives would truly be in jeopardy. While we usually are live and let eat swine when it comes to us we prefer you consider a conversion. A path away from us might just lead to a closer path for you to the one who brought us all together here in the 1st place. G-D knows that such a conversion would be beneficial for our health and well-being. In truth life is short so please convert and allow us to live a whole lot longer.
FOOTNOTE- We accept conversion to Islam as well.