Mask Religion

Thank you for being with me members of the faith that keeps us breathing. For we know that masks must be worn from a higher authority then even the CDC for the virus still lurks in the dark ready to take our souls.  The traditionalists understand that wearing masks in your car alone is a precaution against the evil  Corona Virus variants that are on their way.  They understand that with climate change even the “fresh air” outside is not fresh from the evil which holds our breathe.  Yes, my children the mask is our protector and we can only be saved by wearing it from morning to night even in the shower. Have you seen the microscopic pours that seep poison into our air?  It is not a choice but our only way to true salvation on this earth.  So may it be written so may it be done by our Congress and 3M. Masks forever masks for everyone!  Can I get an amen?

FOOTNOTE-  Has this become a religion that some of your loved one’s cling on to.