In order to reduce the amount of I’ve announced the Oxygen Tax. Every American will be assessed a tax on the amount of oxygen they take from the environment by breathing. Those individuals who are horizontally challenged (previously known as obese) will pay more because they take up more oxygen. Those who attend gyms and other oxygen burning facilities will pay an excess fee as well. The Oxygen Tax will be in effect till you reach my age where I’m not sure if I’m alive or not but President Kamela I mean the Vice President says I am. The Oxygen Tax is one we can’t afford not to take from you because you’re taking up way too much oxygen and honestly we need your monies.