Warning- Just plain wrong but funny.
You’ve got to be joking I just spent hours well at least a few minutes cleaning the floor. These floors come from specially imported wood. How dare you bleed on them! How the hell am I going to get that blood and that other stuff oozing out of your head cleaned from them. You should have been more careful and realized before that the floors were a little slippery before you opened the ladder…hello. I paid you to be a professional and now you really messed things up. Well you’re fired after I call an ambulance.