Because I’m a dog that’s why! I can walk naked wherever I want and you can’t say a thing. Yes, you might think you have freedom but dare you walk up to another and just smell their butt. You think you’re all high and mighty but I can do my business wherever I like and I’ll still have you pick it up. I even convinced you to have me lay on Linen sheets naked in my wet birthday suit. You think you have it made but I’m a dog and you’ll be making it for me instead.