Dead Squirrel Needed -WARNING-Don’t read on a full stomach

If you or someone you know is in possession of a dead squirrel (the taxidermist type) please let me know. Now before you get fully disgusted with me not the picture (above) this squirrel will be dead but a **star**. For it will be the feature of G-D willing a short film that will leave the viewer death with fear (not literally).  If your squirrel is dead isn’t this the way he/she would want to go out with lights, camera, action. Well for her/him not much action. As a matter of fact, will give she/he the funeral they deserve on stage.  A bit of a spoiler alert. Dead squirrel’s needed but please let someone alive let me know you’re available.