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Becoming An Illegal Alien

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Becoming An Illegal Alien

by Bruce / Friday, 02 April 2021 / Published in Blog, Uncategorized

I used to be an American citizen but found a better way to reap the system.  See I renounced my citizenship and moved to Tijuana to stay until the Presidential race was decided, now it’s time to jump.  When I land across the border with my family the benefits I will reap will beat those with any citizen’s card. My children will receive free education taught by actual teachers rather than remote learning that can’t be beaten by anyone with a San Diego green card.  They’re even going to put us up in a free luxury hotel with food, health care, and even Cablevision which will make it easier to look for a job a bit later. Wow, this country is great for at least those who come here illegally.

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