Not A True Story

WARNING- This is not a true story…. or is it in your household

SOPHIE- They belong to me and I don’t want to give them up!!!

DAD- But the tooth fairy gives you money for each tooth.

SOPHIE-  Daddy, didn’t you say we shouldn’t let strangers in the house?

DAD- The tooth fairy is not a stranger she came into mine and mom’s house when our teeth were needed for a higher purpose.

SOPHIE- Higher purpose?

DAD- That’s right only the enamel of your teeth can reflect off the sun in such a way that the stork’s no exactly which location to drop off a baby and I think your tooth might actually help mom have the brother you wanted!!

SOPHIE- Huh?

DAD – The enamel of the teeth gives a sorta GPS signal to the storks in a way that they only can understand. Plus the $4 a tooth isn’t a bad investment for a new present for your baby brother.

SOPHIE-  I guess you’re right. Here’s the glue back. Maybe instead I should know them all out for the babies?

DAD- That’s too many babies at one time. One baby and one tooth at a time.