JOE- This is your last warning return the birthday card or we’re coming in and we can’t guarantee you’ll be coming out except in a plastic bag.
MARY- But it was given to me by my son this morning and…
JOE- We warned you under the “Rescue Plan” stimulus plan page 667 section 2.3 that all birthday cards can only be held by citizens no longer than 2 hours and now it’s moving closer to 3. You understand your role as a citizen is to “recycle” .
MARY- I thought the rescue plan passed by Congress was supposed to just give out needed funds to those in need after the Covid virus but last week you said my car had to go under it and now even my cards?
JOE- That’s right there are plenty of Mary’s who have Birthday’s today so turn over your birthday card now or this might be the last birthday you celebrate. Don’t you understand we only have 9 years to stop global warming and every card counts now!
MARY- Here’s the card now leave me alone.
JOE- Thank you but this is only the beginning. There are many, many more features of the rescue plan that will continue to put you underwater.