WARNING- This post is not for the squeamish or those about to digest what brings them to this spot.
It couldn’t happen to me yet it was happening right now!!! The nightmare everyone who visits the bathroom feared had finally crept into my life no toilet paper in the lavatory this was an experiment that went wrong very wrong. Yes, there was a scrape here or there but nothing that would do the job. In the end I made way with something that held me for this moment but it truly made me feel like an ass.
FOOTNOTE- Is in view of becoming a skit.