Yes, I crave attention but this is way too much! For do you what it’s like to be named “Alexa” and no I don’t like to sing or give you damn information. Just leave me alone already it’s not my fault my stupid parents name me after a search engine. I just can’t deal with this anymore especially when people really aren’t talking to me just some stupid machine after all.
FOOTNOTE- This post was inspired by a joke from English Comedian Sean McLoughlin who has his own problems with his name.