Alligator Pickles

After actually looking and feeling a bit more into my favorite Ba Tampte and Claussen before I took the bite I discovered a reptile in the making. Yes, Pickles should be designed in the formation of an alligator or crocodile which could be your preference just like 1/2 sour or the other varieties (my bias).  They have the perfect feel and color for such a design that I’m wondering why no brand hasn’t had the inclination to make them that way?  Of course it wouldn’t be as elaborate as the design above because this would be one we would want to eat not be eaten by. Yet the Alligator Pickle is ready for production who wants to have it crawl to life with me?