BLIZZARD- My Stop and Shop stock is way too low?
HURRICANE- You think that’s bad have you seen what Frito Lay is at?
ICE- Don’t worry tomorrow everything will change when we call for that massive blizzard. It will bring all our values up way up even if only an inch falls to the ground.
HURRICANE- But won’t we lose credibility when it’s only a dusting on snow?
ICE & BLIZZARD- Ha, Ha, Ha!
ICE- I think he was serious.
BLIZZARD- Oh I forgot you’re new to the business. We’re Meteorologist we get paid right, wrong or in-between and the best part is all is forgotten when the new storm is predicted to come!! Oh no!
ICE- Oh yes to our retirement accounts my friends so keep the hype going and going all the way to the bank.
FOOTNOTE- Yes this is a conspiracy but I also believe the spelling of meteorologist is as well. Boy is that annoying.