Coronavirus Stardom Fading

My days of making the headlines appear to be coming to an end. For not only has the vaccine put a dent into my long term future prospects the blizzards that are on their way are making my rankings fall precipitously. I also know if Joe Biden takes the office in a month or so suddenly the press will forget I ever existed. The truth is I shouldn’t complain for while many only 15 minutes of fame mine has lasted almost a full year and I’m sure I’ll be in many texts books for years to come. So, I guess I can retire afterwards. I’ll just take  Elon Musk’s Space X to the real stars. I heard many will chip in to buy my one way ticket and I thought I wasn’t appreciated.

FOOTNOTE- This is one we all can agree should finally be off our headlines page and not a day to soon.