I receive an Aliyah every time I visit a Shul especially when I leave my cross at home. When I go out with others they always ask me whether I’m Kosher even though I might have swine breath. The truth is I have “a look” that puts me right into the tribe even as others who have earned that right are left out. I’ve tasted more Matzoh Balls and Kosher Pastrami then many of my Jewish friends have as the invites keep coming. At this point I’m not sure whether I should light a Menorah or put up my Christmas Tree? Oh well I guess I can straddle both sides of the fence and this way if my faith isn’t perfect at least I’ll be able to sneak into the other gate.