12/20/19- SECRET TAPED MEETING
SPOT- Our owners are just to busy to spend time with us anymore and I think this calls for drastic action.
CINNAMON – Are you sure the key is in Wuhan it’s pretty far away.
SPOT- At that lab I’m told they are working on some special formula that will keep people at home with us.
SIDNEY- But could it hurt people if we “accidentally” knock over one of their “test samples?
SPOT- Don’t worry they’re smarter then us they would never produce a virus or something that would kill anyone. The lab technician said it would just keep them at home.
CINNAMON- Well home is where the heart is.
SPOT- And soon is where our owners will be in our loving paws.
FOOTNOTE- No animals were harmed in this… fictional story?