Scientist have determined that those who walk outside with an Apple on their head are less likely to catch the Corona Virus. So while the mask mandate didn’t past muster throughout the country while staying outside 6 feet apart lawmakers from Albany hope the Apple mandate will. “It appears the vitamin’s found in Apple’s can penetrate into one’s skull preventing the Corona Virus from spreading to one individual to another”, said a top unnamed scientist. Of course other factors such as people normally standing 6 feet apart when carrying an Apple and the lifestyle of said individuals might need to be considered. ” Yet until that time we need to enforce the Apple on the head rule because it appears to work and appearances can really make the difference” said a member or Governor Cuomo’s staff. Apple farmers are delighted with this decision.
FOOTNOTE- Sounds silly but when we learn not to question anything is possible.