Thank you for being my friend! Oh it doesn’t matter the content of my character or the crimes I committed just that I’m willing to vote for Joe Biden in the Presidential election. Don’t even dare speak to my “victims” because they are going to vote for Donald Trump and that is really what’s wrong. Thank you my friend for your forgiveness and your wallet. Judging by the way someone votes sure makes my life a whole lot easier.
FOOTNOTE- Please don’t call that Policeman on me for stealing your wallet for he is voting for Trump.