I Drink

I drink when I’m not driving. Here are a few rules (below) that I incorporate when I might have one too many. Trust me it’s not enough to slur my words or wake up with lap shade on my head just enough to make life a bit higher then I felt before.

(1) FREE-  At a wedding or other celebration it’s time to let loose.

(2) BORED-  When there is nothing on the schedule (less then once a week) it’s time to put this on my plan.

(3) TENSION- If the air is full of tension that I can’t fix it’s time for me to fix myself for the moment.