Breaking News-Literally

In an effort to top Biden’s pick for Vice President Mike Pence has become Michelle Pence. That is right the Vice President has made history as the first transgender actually elected in office.  Michelle Pence is also adding skin pigment so he … I mean she appears to be African American hoping to galvanize other votes. “We still have the most competent person to be Vice President and now they have the parts to help with this election” said President Trump.

FOOTNOTE- Yes, this is fake news but the way things are going it might be more real then the Vice President would want it to be.