November 30th, 2020
This is baffling last night I prayed (or I think I did maybe it was making a sandwich) that I would win this election and the next morning I’m in Donald Trump’s body. Man, get a grip on it I can’t be in President Trump’s body for then if I win then I lose boy am I’m confused. Do I change my positions to the President’s positions oh wait I don’t have any real positions anyway. I got to admit I feel much stronger and greater then I did the day before. It’s pretty fun though the people who would be voting for me or actually voting for Trump and those voting for Trump or voting for me and nobody but me and the President knows it. Where is Corn Pop when you need him I’m sure he could put a chain around this.