Can there be just one brain surgeon deer… just one! This would be the deer to tell the other deer’s to look both ways before crossing or to just stay on their damn side! Trust me the other side is not any brighter unless you’re looking to heaven’s gate. Today it got personal as a deer crossed my path not on some rural highway but a major highway. A major highway hello get a brain and don’t play chicken your a deer for G-D’s sakes. I think I swerved out of the way to save her/his (didn’t get the close up) life but my car is another story. The deer can mend it’s ways without too much a cost but my bill for the car is something that will take many venison steaks to pay for.