Corona Result Alien

My result came back and it’s alien. That’s right I tested negative for the Corona Virus but also for being human.  Which isn’t to positive for me. For my life from my birth till today was a lie. Even my marriage of 30 years might come to an end as my wife signed up for better or worse not alien.  Who are my real  parents and where did I actual come from are now the new questions that sear through my head? Well at least I know that cough wasn’t deadly after all just truly novel to this world.