Can you just get married for us already!!! Yes, I know it’s supposed to be the perfect person from the clouds but right now can’t you find someone on the street level instead? Me and dad ain’t getting any younger so it would be great if you could find someone who could somewhat take care of your needs instead. It’s true you have a job but the truth is you need another bread winner and dad is only making Triscuit’s lately. As we get older also our emotional plate becomes more full so we’d like you to share your burden with another loved one or even one you like. We’re not throwing you out of the house just wanting someone to find another house you would live in. So what you say do it for your parents we’d really appreciate it and we hope you will as well.
FOOTNOTE- How many parents feel somewhat this way as the years go on?