You will hate me or love me and I’m the one who will decide. For if I don’t like you then trust me you will walk off my path but if I’m your friend your lap will be full of my hair. I can either be your best friend or your ankles worst enemy. Fear or love is my game and my bites and licks are the weapons I choose in my artillery. In the end I intend to win one lap or ankle at a time.
FOOTNOTE- If for some reason I’m not available my partner (below) will make sure this lesson is learned as well.