Jehovah Witness Wanted

Where is a Jehovah Witness when you need one?  I know that she/he wants to share some “good news” but I just want to share my isolation with someone else. For the 1st time in my life I have time to hear the gospel and anything else you want to speak about. A matter of fact I’ll be bring the coffee and tea to make you stay more hospitable.  Of course masks and 6 feet apart are still required but I guarantee this will be the best time you’ve knocked on a door.  Jehovah Witnesses wanted but if they’re not available I’m willing to settle for a vacuum sales person.