Able to find toilet paper in a supermarket, dispense hand sanitizer to those in need and enforce social distance he is CoronaMan. A Super Hero who uses his special x-ray eyes to find where the toilet paper is going to be before you get there. “Hey wait that’s mine”, CoronaMan. He has the strength to keep two lovers apart and still keep us clean. He is CoronaMan the Super Hero for today’s Pandemic times. “Hey Coronaman can you find an N95 mask”? Sorry certain powers are behind even this story.
FOOTNOTE- What powers would you give CoronaMan or his Co-hort CoronaWoman?