After Joaquin Phoenix’s “unique” Oscar Award speech we went to the field to see the reaction of those affected by his words.
Betsy said she really never knew nothing about “Joaquin Phoenix” or movies as a whole but appreciated his comments. “Listen I want my bull to be a real cow not a machine”, said Betsy. Betsy got a bit more animated about her milk “My calf should drink my milk dammit who do you think it’s for the milk man”?
We also came across a group of cows that really didn’t give a bulls cr…. and just ignored our question.
There was one strong dissenter. “Let’s face it sometimes I’m just in the mood and if the injection get’s it done then more power to it”, said Buttercup. Not to much of a manly name if I must say myself. The controversy continues but after Joaquin’s speech I think we can conclude most cows understand why he played the “Joker” after all and decided to take the time as they smelled the grass instead.
FOOTNOTE- Do you have any Milk to add to this story?