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March

Wrong Surgery

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Let’s say you went to cut your nose down to size and they mixed your surgery up with someone who wanted another part cut off? I’m sure there is reconnecting surgery to deal with such problems but that’s only if the part was saved instead of discarded for who wants to look through a garbage dispenser to find this piece? A malpractice suit might persuade them to continue this search but even if you were lucky enough to find the missing piece and put it back together would everything work the same? Therefore before they give you the MJ juice make sure your doctor has your name and parts in the right order for a simple name mistake here can spell a lifetime of difference.

March

Homeless Alone

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One of the most despairing conditions of being homeless must be the loneliness that grips your heart. As most people will walk around to avoid you at all costs and even when you get some change it’s a quick exchange then their gone forever. Don’t get me wrong most of the people who live this life have put themselves in this condition by poor decisions such as drug use, unwillingness to take care of a mental health issue, or just plain laziness but our unwillingness not to exchange even a look can only keep them in this malaise. I’m as guilty as the next busy with my own life and also have had my hand slapped away when it was open to others but their must be a better way. Though until we find a solution that combines compassion with tough love these individuals will live their live in despair and loneliness.

HOMELESS SOLUTION COMING SHORTLY….

March

If Trump Wins what happens to our culture?

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If Donald Trump was to win the White House what would be the impact on the culture of the United States and the world? Leaving policy issues off the gold plated table what would transpire in the other parts of the American scene? Here are just a few changes I foresee if this was to occur. PLEASE SHARE YOUR PERSPECTIVE AND OPINION.

(1) OSTENTATIOUS- Those with wealth or who would aspire to be such, would proudly display their wealthy achievements.

(2)OPENNESS/CRUDENESS-Depending on your perspective individuals will feel more open to say how they feel without a filter for better or worse.

(3) CONFRONTATIONAL- Art itself will be more bold and direct in it’s interpretation of the world and it will come from the left and even the right.

(4) ANTI PC- The PC movement will fall by the waist side as well as the anti-bullying campaign.

March

Good Friday- and Jews

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You might want to inflict pain on me (or worse) after I give one Jewish perspective on Good Friday but I never held back from my truth at least on this blog. Please note this is only one Jewish opinion and even one’s mind there are usually three opinions. Up until this point in Jesus’s life we in the Jewish faith think of Jesus as a bit more of a “reform Jew” seeing things a bit differently then the traditional Jew of his time but so be it. Once the issue of his martyrdom is brought up well that becomes a different story or may I say religion. For in our faith no person can get between the direct path from human to G-D no matter how good a life they may have lead or what miracles they participated in. One person’s suffering for such a faith does not bring about a differing faith but should strengthen the faith that already exist. In the foundation of Judaism is a believe in the oneness of G-D and therefore a trinity principle is something that doesn’t work. Jesus was born Jewish and died Jewish according to my belief and his good works during his life lead many toward a new faith that I share so many important values, hopes and dreams with. May G-D bless my Christian brothers and sisters around the globe a Good Friday and a Happy Easter with peace, love and happiness.

March

PUT DOWN FIGHT T.V.

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The gloves have come off with “PUT DOWN FIGHT” without any physically punches landing but a hell of a lot mental one’s instead. This show will match the wits of two opponents in the ring as they go round to round putting each other down on different topics until the final anything go round comes to blows. They will be judged by their response time and how hard the remark sticks by 3 top comedians from various walks of life. Any opponent who gets physical or walks away automatically loses. Opponents will come from various political, religious and cultural backgrounds and in the end must hug and smile at each other. “PUT DOWN FIGHT” the most politically incorrect show of our time and hysterical as well.

March

Wacky Loaf

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If your bread has become a bit “stale” with the usual taste it’s time for a “WACKY LOAF” where ever slice has (or two) has a unique flavor that stands our among your taste buds. There would be flavors such “Banana Cinnamon Raisin” and ” Fearfully Spicy to the Core” that would leave the other loafs white with fear. Of course your “WACKY LOAF” would be sold at a premium price but this loaf would be well worth it taste in bread.

March

If you’re feeling a bit … REBELLIOUS

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March

I QUIT

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If I just listened to the right side of my brain more these 2 words would be heard very often “I Quit” but the left side appears to control my mouth and feet. I might feel emotionally drained, hurt, or just plain burnt out but the logic part of me continues to have me fight on. Even when the right side gets a word or two out it’s hardly ever been these two words together. My right side is angry though that I don’t allow my full creativity to shine through which can be observed with many a dream but dreams aren’t reality. Once in awhile I’ll quit a mundane practice just to make sure my right side doesn’t get too pushy. In the end I might just give into the right side of the brain… but probably not.

March

RIP Gary Shandling

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RIP Gary Shandling who has brought laughs to many a life has moved from this life to bring a bit of humor to the heavenly world. Gary your body may not be with us but your jokes will continue to make us a laugh and smile for generations to come.

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March

END OF LOAF

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A+

B+

“END OF LOAF” or “IN THE MIDDLE” will be the only loafs of bread that will feature pieces of bread in category A or category B exclusively. If you’re an end of loafer such as me then you will chose the loaf made up of entirely of category A while the rest of the world can continue to digest their middle of the road through loafs of bread made up entirely of category B. Of coarse “END OF LIFE” will be a premium product because there is a lower supply of such but we who love this piece of bread will pay a bit more for getting exactly the piece we were looking for. There also will be loaf’s made up of a selection of a variety types of bread (Cinnamon Raisin, Pumpernickel, Sour Dough etc) so you can buy one loaf that contains the variety of flavors your entire family and/or taste buds desire. It’s time that the loaf of bread moves to the modern era and with “END OF LOAF” or “IN THE MIDDLE” it certainly will.

Monthly Archives March 2016

Wrong Surgery

Homeless Alone

If Trump Wins what happens to our culture?

Good Friday- and Jews

PUT DOWN FIGHT T.V.

Wacky Loaf

If you’re feeling a bit … REBELLIOUS

I QUIT

RIP Gary Shandling

END OF LOAF

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