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BREAKING NEWS-  5/20/17 -8:40 AM

Sources within the White House (Stretch) revealed that the President is using the IRS to target political opponents of his administration and that the Special Counsel Mueller will be looking into…. Wait please ignore this story this was the previous administration so everything is just fine ….WAIT

Sources within the White House (Stretch) revealed that the Administration has sold 30% of it’s titanium reserves to Russia this surely will be looked into as collusion with Russia and the Administration (Yeah) ….oops sorry this was the past administration and I’m sure there was a fine reason why.  WAIT

Sources say that the NY Times and Washington Post have replaced Stretch as there secret source  in the White House with Stinky who appears to have more of the smell of the type of story they seek to present.  Here’s some images of their new top named sources.

Sometimes you spend so much time worry about the enemy outside your group that you forget to look within.  In the extreme it is an Israel calling in bomb threats to Jewish Centers as most of us would look to some anti-Semitic group/person for this horrible crime. Less serious but just as dramatic is the battle with the replacement of Obamacare where Paul Ryan and his Republican House are pulling each other apart as the opposition party laughs at this war within.  In the end G-D willing the bill will pass the House and be better then it is today but the animosity that this fighting within will last through many internal debates to come. Maybe we should spend more time finding common ground with those that we normally oppose just to have some ammunition in case the fight turns internal.

Friday March 3rd-7:58 PM- BREAKING NEWS- The caviar that Donald Trump is eating during the Presidential campaign is “Russian”. The NY Times and Washington Post have done a DNA test on the fish eggs and they truly do come from Russia. To make matters worse for the administration this is same town that President Putin comes from. Could the Trump administration obtained the  Caviar  directly from Russian President Putin as a “special favor” for the Russian Administration? Minority Leader Senator Chuck Schumer is asking for  a special prosecutor to look into this matter further and has also stated he saw the President eat a Bliny as well.   More details to come.

FOOTNOTE-This caviar is also available in Whole Foods.

Friday, November 6th 6:43PM- In an effort to boost out the vote for Hillary Clinton the National Election Bureau will allow those voting for Mrs. Clinton to cast their vote by email or fax. This Bureau believes that her server  is secure and no foreign entity could ever interfere with your vote.   A Hillary Clinton spokesperson said ”  Our supporters are too busy to wait and line and read the difficult ballot. This way it will be nice and easy”.  Just send your email to vote.hillaryy.com or you can fax your vote to 1-800-467-8877 Ext 3. This service will be up and running on election day so you avoid the lines no ID, or brain is required.

Although we are yet to find out the details of the killing of 2 police officers in Des Moines Iowa there are some facts we can’t ignore.  An officer puts his/her life on the line for their community everyday they wear the Blue.  There are no “safe” communities for these Peace Officers and there has been alarming trend in attacking/ killing of those who seek to enforce the peace and security.  Most officers wear their badge with pride in the work they perform on behalf of our communities and we as a society need to do more to insure that they don’t have to wear them six feet under before their time. RIP