I’m declaring myself an Illegal Alien today, for this body needs a free one way ticket to Mexico about now. Pick me up ICE but give me a moment to pack my bathing suit and sun tan lotion. A matter of fact can you also make reservation at one of the 5 star resorts while you’re at. Imagine I won’t even have to wait to go through airline security as my private plane takes me away. When I finally had my vacation in Mexico I’ll have my lawyers explain the error but up until then I’m and Illegal Alien and paradise awaits brought to me by my friendly ICE officer.