Drunk Driving?

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POLICE OFFICER- You admit you were drinking?

TOM- Drinking that’s an understatement, I’m a fish swimming in alcohol.

POLICE OFFICER- You are in the drivers seat?

TOM- That’s as obvious as these can’s of Heineken are in the passenger seat.

POLICE OFFICER- Before I throw on the handcuffs do you want to explain why you shouldn’t be locked up?

TOM  – I’m not driving!

POLICE OFFICER-  I guess some alien took over

TOM– Close but it’s a self driving car and I put it on automatic pilot.

POLICE OFFICER- Wait earlier you admitted to stirring the car to the side.

TOM- I had to there suddenly was a malfunction with the device and I had to stop it from driving. See I had no intention to drink then drive but  in the last moment there was no choice in order for me  to save a life. For the autopilot malfunction would have caused the car to hit those children so I had to step in.

 

 

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