POLICE OFFICER- You admit you were drinking?
TOM- Drinking that’s an understatement, I’m a fish swimming in alcohol.
POLICE OFFICER- You are in the drivers seat?
TOM- That’s as obvious as these can’s of Heineken are in the passenger seat.
POLICE OFFICER- Before I throw on the handcuffs do you want to explain why you shouldn’t be locked up?
TOM – I’m not driving!
POLICE OFFICER- I guess some alien took over
TOM– Close but it’s a self driving car and I put it on automatic pilot.
POLICE OFFICER- Wait earlier you admitted to stirring the car to the side.
TOM- I had to there suddenly was a malfunction with the device and I had to stop it from driving. See I had no intention to drink then drive but in the last moment there was no choice in order for me to save a life. For the autopilot malfunction would have caused the car to hit those children so I had to step in.
FOOTNOTE– The future is here are we ready?