It was just a dance move that landed me behind these bars. A move that was popular throughout the ages but now appears to be banned without us knowing. Just a touch of her shoulder has led to my arrest/conviction of sexual harassment and while I stand in this jail I know the final verdict is never to dance with a partner again. There was a time when those on the right wanted to basically ban dancing for what it could lead to, now it appears those on the left are accomplishing it before the music even begins.
FOOTNOTE- If this story appears to be absurd you haven’t spoken to a millennium lately.