While you’re traveling the world I’m traveling the house in search of YOU! For you left me without a note to go on your excursion or something like that. Yes, I know I can’t read but at least it would have been nice to think of me and plus I love paper. The dog sitter is fine and maybe I’ll get used to her more then you! I’m sorry I just miss you and it’s been a whole 20 minutes but who’s counting remember I can’t tell time. I guess I’ll just sit here like I always do even when you’re here but this time it will be with a face full of sadness.
LATER- You’re home oh my gosh this is greatest day E-V-E-R!!!!