I don’t mind saving the world but cats in trees give me an F’in break! I mean really can’t you do anything anymore. Keeping this uniform clean isn’t free as well so it would be nice if I could at least get a tip for these extra-curricula activities or maybe a thank you. Now a days my activities are just expected as if super means one without feelings. I may not bleed like you but I still can be hurt by your coldness. By the way whatever happened to your police force and is the even one Good Samaritan left? Listen even if I’m Superman I’m super exhausted so can you just call someone else for a change.
FOOTNOTE- For those who have wondered where Superman went I think this provides the answer.