WANTED – Trained A**hole translator.
This person must be experienced in A**hole’s from all different backgrounds, sexes and ethnicities for their is no creed, color or race that doesn’t have a few. A**hole translator must be able to convert their obnoxious, sarcastic, nasty and crude words into sentences that are properly understood. Individuals should also be able to respond in A**hole when there is no other recourse. Please apply at any local retailer near you.