BREAKING NEWS- June 13th- 9:30 PM. Here is the first ever interview with Stanley the Raccoon who climbed the UBS building. Warning this is a biting interview.
INTERVIEWER- Stanley everyone wants to know why you did it?
STANLEY- President Trump was getting all the attention with some deal he made with North Korean’s and I felt us Raccoons were being ignored.
INTERVIEWER – So this was a political statement
STANLEY – Actually UBS wouldn’t answer my phone calls about an investment I wanted to make in Chestnuts.
INTERVIEWER- I’m confused for you’re going us two different motivations for what you did?
STANLEY- What can I say I’m a complex animal.
INTERVIEWER- There are even rumors going around that a squirrel actuall dared you do to and that’s why…
STANLEY – Of course that is the reason.
INTERVIEWER- Can I get a straight answer from you.
STANLEY= That’s what you get when you try to interview especially one who wears a mask.
EXCUSE ME, MY NAME IS STANLEY