Excuse Me- WARNING OFFENSIVE

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, funny - No Comments

Warning  NOT TO READ BY THOSE EATING OR ATTEMPTING TO OR THOSE EASILY UPSET BY HUMAN ACTIONS

Excuse me sneeze 1

Why is it when one sneezes they say excuse me but when other bodily actions occur that are even patently more offensive not a word is heard?  A matter of fact when one has dealt it they usually blame another.  A sneeze is loud and if not covered can effect others but usually people are polite as they cover up yet that doesn’t occur with the other bodily offense.  The noise is only 1/3 of the problem and what makes it worse is some are in the silent mode where one doesn’t have a moment to escape.  So let me say to all those effected by my bodily process in the past, today or tomorrow “excuse me” even if you’re only read it in this blog post,  for tomorrow it was the dog.

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