You “two leggers” are all guilty of sexual harassment. You might say it all has to do with friendship but how would you like to be pet all the time and what is it with the belly rub? Just because we show our belly doesn’t mean we want it to be rubbed. Why do you think we lick so you can finally get disgusted as well and just stop. You think just because we walk around naked that we’re trying to seduce you or something what is your problem “humans”? At least when a fellow “four legged” comes sniffing where we don’t like we can show some teeth but we don’t dare show our real emotions to you and risk losing our position in the home. So give us a break and at least ask before you pet or offer us a bone in return, literally (Milk Bone’s preferred).
FOOTNOTE- This is not a true story…. I hope because if so I’m the Harvey Weinstein of this abuse.