You’re FIRED- A Future Story

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You're Fired 2

Future story that appears to be at the printer.

I’m sorry to report that we must dismiss you from your position at this company for the insensitive remarks you made to Albert.  We understand Albert was not showing up for work on a timely basis and his performance was lacking but you should have considered his ethnicity and sexual orientation before you made such remarks about his work performance. Surely you could have chosen more appropriate terms to express our dissatisfaction with the way Albert was performing without “hurting his feelings” and maybe even waited at a more adequate time to express those concerns. Our company intention is to be more “sensitive” to those concerns and as a white male who has such privileges you should have understood that from the start. Therefore you are FIRED.

FOOTNOTE- You never had a chance to respond just received this letter.

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