It was supposed to be a cheesy little joke (see below) but spell check decided to make it a stand up routine instead. Humor goes a long way to a cure and spell check is funnier then one would think.
WARNING THIS IS FUNNY SO PUT DOWN YOUR SODA BEFORE READING
(Actual Text)
Starts out extra cheesy.
ME – I heard you were under the weather maybe too much solar eclipse. May G-D grant you a full speedy recovery
RABBI – Lol Thanks
Spell check takes over
ME- Laughter is the best medicine w a cup of Children Soup on the side but finish laughing before drinking.
RABBI- The Torah prohibits us from eating our children
ME- Oops Chicken soup spell check missed that one. I’m glad there was a Torah prohibition or I might have been an accomplice
RABBI- LOl- I posted the exchange on Facebook. If you don’t like that I will gladly take it down. It’s just that it was such a good dose of the medicine you recommended.
ME- It’s fine children don’t taste as good (as) chicken anyway
FOOTNOTE- I added as because spell check might help you with spelling or not but grammar it often forgets.