Today my challenge was to get through the Wall Street Journal Weekend Edition in 60 minutes and produce a blog that had a little humor . I initially tried to complete it in 20 minutes but couldn’t get past the first page or so. I put the posts in order of funniest lines….I hope.
(1) There is a competition between the head of the Extremist Islamic fashion’s between Mullah Omar and Abu Bakr al Baghdadi. If I was an extremist I would side with Omar first of all his name is easier to pronounce and he’s that one eye thing that reminds of a pirate.
(2) Canada is making a new trade deal with Europe. We in the U.S will soon have to go to Europe to pick up our Maple Syrup and our “Eh”
(3) India wants 3 Billion dollars worth of Arms from the U.S. In return we get some great tea and chicken curry.
(4) Many trucks in Texas are running on Natural Gas. Is that the odor I’ve been smelling over Dallas.
(5) Teachers allegedly helped students cheat on statewide exams which would have some impact on the salaries they received. I would have loved to be in those classes in High School.
(6) Captain Juice is going to fly around telling the children about all the benefits of O.J. His menaces isn’t Kryptonite but Coconut Water which has had him fall 45%.
(7) Writers who appear to smart for their audience aren’t aware of the intellectual ability of their audience or to put bluntly are just a bunch of snobs.
(8) Civilians and Rebels are protesting the U.S and it’s allies attacks in Syria against terrorist elements. Nice to know your friends really care.
(9) Kathyrn Ruemmler and Donald Verrilli appear to be the two top choices to replaced Attorney General Holder. It’s good to see the President is trying to find unbiased nominees (lol).
(10) Top college football team get to pick their opponents on some of their games which has lead to larger blowouts and of greater sale of pillows at games.
(11) Russia passed a bill limiting foreign ownership of it’s media to 20 %. I’m sure they’ll make an exception to MSNBC who will be happy to help with their propaganda.
(12) Orman’s Independent run for the Senate in Kansas isn’t support from either side. Hello he’s supposed to be an Independent!
(13) Delays in putting the police force in Arizona schools has been set aside because some fear the police will be utilized to pick up illegal immigrants. They might also raid a cupcake sale
(14) Chris Christie and Andrew Cuomo get along well in public and private events. Christie was thinking about running for President under what party?