NOT CANDIDATES BUT ALIENS…
The 2014 election hasn’t even occurred and I already received a letter from the DNC warning me about the evil 2016 Republican nominees for the Presidency. I thank Mrs. Debbie Wasserman Shultz for informing that many of these candidates want to poison the air, eat children and are really Martians. The Martian part might be a bit too far but the way she described these good people you might believe she’s going in this direction.
I understand the importance of “hype” to get people to donate to your cause but I can’t believe even the deepest partisan believes this crap. I also realize that it’s important to keep it short and sweet so why don’t you write about the President’s successes that should be no more then a sentence. That wasn’t nice but at least it was more true then the materials I received from Mrs. Shultz which I’m sure she’ll be happy to know will be recycled. I could always use another Pooper Scooper. Let the games begin!